mc paul barman – old fogey vs. whippersnapper lyrics
the old fogey is a cold og
what’d you say, whippersnapper?
i suppose you prefer a stripper rapper
your fitted cap looks like sh-tted cr-p
and whoever put that jockstrap on your head, give it back!
you look like a club member that forgot the p-ssword
ain’t n0body mistaken you for an athlete, you fat b-st-rd
in the hall of [‘chines?] where the full-of-sh-t kids be
trippin’ over wallet jeans, playing ultimate frisbee
listen, kitty
underground ain’t a sound, it means you dig with a shovel
till you find what you love all up under the rubble
mind if i join you? skeletons left out to rot
what are you rebelling against “what do you got? ha ha ha”
i’m throwing out your dude ads
your wall of [absolut ads?]
and your [sine glossy and my two nads?]
i really don’t give a d-mn
a 300 lb chick asked for my signature, i wrote ‘to my biggest fan’
i’m so dope, i make priests write notes like “dear, pope
old fogey paul b made me lose hope
the prayers i [air are?] a joke compared to stares of the boys i groped
love, priest”
“dear, priest
you sound young, let’s elope
love, pope”
the new reality show brought to you by scope
-ss cream for tag team blaspheme
they wear dresses and hats like they’re drag queens
“that’s mean!”
sample:
(well what are you gonna do about it?)
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