mike oxlong - the departed lyrics
[intro: ed rooney & mike oxlong]
between grief and nothing, i’ll take grief
ok, i see what’s goin’ on, yeah, yeah
the departed, we are the departed
[verse 1: mike oxlong]
i think i might be happy gilmore after shows, i’m signing b+tches titties
ryan like i’ma show her the biggest p+ssy, now say h+llo to kitty
regarded as a single dog, who bites but doesn’t growl
mike understood the assignment, oh you know the last two vowels
got some goals i gotta complete but i keep committing multiple fouls
well she has no idea what shе’s doing in college, one night stands with d’еvil
mike was a assh0l+ veteran, well that’s the perks of being evil
i’m still crazy like riggs in the beginning with this lethal needle
sh+t happens, until the marijana that i’m friends with becomes very legal
i would adopt little will hunting back when he was an orphan
they always wanna tear your heart out, told by mclovin who works with organs
oops, girl now that’s day one of long s+x, time for i to head to the ocean
mike has to check the time, this time with a rolex on my wrist
we need to get real fast and furious, this time with a little tokyo drift
abracadabra were playing hide+n+seek, could you tell mike where the magic is
bodyguards look like f+cking arnold with all the f+cking steroids
that girl is poison, hey arnold, thats the f+cking one you should avoid
right now in 02 i can’t tell you my name, so just call me roy
[chorus: mike oxlong]
leo with the discoveries, next scene he’s getting k!lled off this irish mole
matty d with the groceries, last scene k!lled, face and all cold
marky mark with the lethal weapon, shoot you down, straight cold
we the cool cats in this b+tch, 9 lives were all cold
well the rivals are the departed cause we k!lled them straight up cold
yeah, yeah, cause we k!lled them straight up cold
cause we k!lled them straight up cold, straight up cold
s+s+s+straight up cold
[verse 2: blaze ken x]
these b+tches for real sl+tty but i be falling for the lingerie
he don’t even seem to care on who he cheated on, eye color is straight up gray
it was cool to sell drugs now we moving on to the selling cd’s culture
i spot all the prey, the symbolism of a f+cking vulture
they live, they live, except for the career of john carpenter
my sh+t is so bushy, grab some tools and be my f+cking gardener
father of p+rnstars questions be like “what’s it like to have a sl+tty daughter”
well her catchphrase is i’m so thirsty so she always denies the water
sure as h+ll it ain’t mickey mouse when we on a rundown with rasario dawson
man, the government has all of the races picking out their cotton
tired of all this bullsh+t, its causing massive amounts of exhaustion
[chorus: mike oxlong]
leo with the discoveries, next scene he’s getting k!lled off this irish mole
matty d with the groceries, last scene k!lled, face and all cold
marky mark with the lethal weapon, shoot you down, straight cold
we the cool cats in this b+tch, 9 lives were all cold
well the rivals are the departed cause we k!lled them straight up cold
yeah, yeah, cause we k!lled them straight up cold
cause we k!lled them straight up cold, straight up cold
s+s+s+straight up cold
[verse 3: mike oxlong]
woah, woah, i got a power that make me teleport around like nightcrawler
i don’t like to talk to strangers, a talk with me costs a hundred dollars
to be able to control your dogs, you definitely need a dog collar
i got a cousin thats k!ller with beats named charles, no manson
today i don’t like doing anything besides staying in my 2nd mansion
up at night watching the latest episodes of catching predators with c. hansen
patrick swayze levels of game with a jenny gray, couples dirty dancing
you don’t need a tissue to tell me mike wheres the f+cking excuse after the achoo
power of the lighting, but i was zapped up by the one and only zeus
these clever one liners are very useful to f+cking let loose
will smith is one of out the philly
mike is affiliated everyday, everytime with the f+cking billies
i visit the f+cking wild west country and all i see is d+mn hillbillies
albums too f+cking long to make mike drop a full deluxe
mike signed up to the army, now i’m at the carnival shooting all the ducks
popping all the white out the champagne like pimples but are cups are up
wait another 6 years for the devil side to drop the third cuts
[outro: mike oxlong]
album finally done, thank you for listening
peace!
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