mike polk jr. – helpful all star game cleveland tourism update lyrics
[spoken]
here we are folks, beautiful cleveland, ohio. i’m an exclusively regional comedian, mike polk, jr. a while back, i made a couple of cleveland tourism videos encouraging people to visit our fair city. well, this place has gotten even better since then, so we thought it was time for an update. i hope you enjoy it. welcome to cleveland, let’s play ball!
[sung]
fun times in clevеland some more!
new cleveland!
welcome to new cleveland town, everyone
no river fires in over 50 years
our hearts are swelling with pride, plus corned beef
we all wear t+shirts to prove we like living here
this building’s no longer haunted by sadness
we win a title about every century
we now have more breweries than citizens
we put up signs to remind us where we live
we added bars and we’ve legalized gambling
we’re now like vegas, but cold ten months a year
welcome to cleveland, new major league all+stars
spend all your money and have fun while you’re here
it could be worse, you could be in… detroit
still not detroit!
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