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minor planet - wheelbarrow lyrics

verse 1:

wherever toes are tapping
minor planet’s rapping
last you knew i was boo
i caught you napping
now my jaws flapping like that jaws captain
we’re gonna need a bigger folkestone
i’m that catchy
that’s cl-ssic, actually
put me in a penguin dust jacket like morrissey
i’m the baddest rapper out here, obviously
creeping in your bathroom p-ssing on the toilet seat
in your kitchen cupboard snacking on your cereals
in your studio i’m snapping all your pencils
running sellotape right across your doorways
running wild, mate running in the hallway
i just called to say…i’m too cool to say
so i stay the same and you can keep the change
sh-t yeah i’m the town mayor
“for the wolf on top of the hill: the food is there”
and yet i’m ravenous, and yet i’m slavering
i could eat a horse between two mattresses
i don’t think you lovers know what hunger is
which reminds me of what knut hamsun said
“the whisper of the blood, the pleading of the bone marrow”
sh-t, my b-lls are in a wheel barrow
i’m in deep water, i’m so shallow
“the whisper of the blood, the pleading of the bone marrow”
sh-t, i’m hitting on my own shadow
i’m in deep water, i’m so shallow

verse 2:

i’m the white eminem… wait
i’m the white justin tim… mate!
i just realised how white i really rate
there was that time i ate at the tate
is this record fake?
whatever, it’s just a little clever
and players can be clever
look at iniesta
my mastercl-ss p-sses muster whenever
i fl-ster my compet-tor
they freeze when they see how big my fridge is
i lay my head on your chest like zidane did
and the terrible truth
i’m tied for the mainest man alive with shane carruth
a little long in the tooth for this rap game
but my songs give the youth a bad name
you look hard in the yard but your milkshake
“don’t impress me much” (shania twain)
close the doors
n0body leaves until you download me to your ipods
i’m hot right now, you’re weak sauce
so hot right now, you’re weak sauce

verse 3:

and now i know you’re in dan’s pants
like pierre bensusan is always in dadgad
that’s the kind of reference we want
lap it up like sebastien grosjean [sic]
i’ll have to break this down on rap g*nius
like megaman’s arm when magnus sammuelsson
detected a weakness
if your errogenous zone is the brain yo freak this
now we’re understood – i’m, like, the best at everything, dude
i’m pretty good
prettayyy prettaaaaaay …. you knew i would!
i popped your bubble
some people rather live in sh-t than let the world see ‘em work a shovel
i drag the trash out it’s no trouble
i drag the trash out it’s no trouble

- minor planet lyrics

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