mint blizzard – lotion gargler lyrics
[intro]
(it’s me, i’m midgets)
[verse 1: mint blizzard]
mint on the beat, i give your dad rip
whip out my d+ck, then i f+ck on a kid
i grab a dude and i fill him with jizz
he simply stopped, so i push him, i did
b+tch you know i make sh+tty music
twelve+inch d+ld+, time to use it
whip the kids, b+tch i’m abusing
cum in her assh0l+, my jizz it be oozing
your mom gave me a colonoscopy
i want black d+ck inside of me
i got your b+tch, she riding me
get a strap+on, now she’s piping me
call me s+xist, b+tch i’m back
f+ck white tea, i’m smokin’ crack
i beat up p+ssy, it’s getting whacked
i f+cked your brother while in class
my d+ck is always super stinky
i jerk off to tinky winky
i f+cked your mom, then she stayed with me
your sis sucked off my little weenie
i climbed up from r+t+rdarion
and i do quick m+st+rbation
shut up, little f+cking asian
i will blow up a train station
b+tch my step sis just got stuck
so she gave my d+ck a suck
b+tch, you think i give a f+ck
pass it on to mr. luck
[interlude: mint blizzard]
aight, i think i’m gonna pass it no to mr. luck
i’m sh+t at meme rapping anyway
[verse 2: mr. luck]
ay, you know i m+st+rbate
’cause p+ssy isn’t what i ate
my b+lls are what i deflate, gettin’ bread off the plate
spendin’ all my bands on her f+ckin’ onlyfans
watchin’ girls get f+cked by their mans
got friction burns on my f+ckin’ hands
the name is mr. luck, and i got no b+tches to f+ck
i wish step sis was stuck
i wish she could give it a suck
i can’t stop watchin’ all this p+rn, my d+ck feels worn
my d+ck is small as a new f+ckin’ born
my d+ck smaller than a motherf+ckin’ th+rn
what the f+ck? i love to beat my meat, it’s so f+ckin’ sweet
beat it like an athlete, it’s a nice treat
beatin’ my c+ck feels so f+ckin’ good
beatin’ it so hard, i feel like i’m a jock, feels so f+ckin’ good
onlyfans girls is who i stalk, feels so f+ckin’ good
when i cum, it’s a shock, feels so f+cking good
ayy
[outro: mr. luck]
yeah, but like
like really though, like
like i don’t have any hoes
wha+ i got absolutely none
like, like mint blizzard is like f+ckin’ two years old
and he has more hoes than me
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