monty python monty python the holy grail – camelot lyrics
{and to that my liege
just how we know do the earth to be banana-shaped
this new learning amazes me, sir bedevere
explain again how sheeps’ bladders
may be employed to prevent earthquakes
oh, certainly, sir
look, my liege}
{camelot, camelot, camelot
it’s only a model
knights, i bid you welcome to your new home
let us ride to camelot}
we’re knights of the round table
we dance when e’er we’re able
we do routines and chorus scenes
with footwork impeccable
we dine well here in camelot
we eat ham and jam and spam a lot
we’re knights of the round table
our shows are formidable
though many times we’re given rhymes
that are quite unsingable
we’re opera mad in camelot
we sing from the diaphragm a lot
in war we’re tough and able
quite indefatigable
between our quests we sequin vests
and impersonate clark gable
it’s a busy life in camelot
i have to push the pram a lot
well, on second thoughts
let’s not go to camelot, it is a silly place
alright
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