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mr. bruh moment – my dick is stuck in the blender lyrics

[chorus]
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d+ck is stuck in the blender

[verse 1]
i was blending up some babies when
suddenly i slipped and my d+ck went into the blender
i swear it was an accident
i’m not a bender looking for a jolly; there’s blood everywhere
the blade rips and tears my ball hair
i scream and shout “please pull me out”
but it falls on deaf ears

[chorus]
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d+ck is stuck in the blender

[verse 2]
you know that pee is stored in the b+lls?
well, there’s pee all over the blender + my whole d+ck is gone
looking at my crotch you couldn’t tell my gender
i tried to run with the blender attached to my b+lls
suddenly i tripped + sh+t, apparently the cops were called
’cause they caught me
one says “what the sh+t?”, i screamed “go away! i’m not g+y!”
then i run away into the dang neighbors
watchin’ me when suddenly i wake up in my bed
f+ck, i thought my d+ck was actually stuck in a blender?
this sh+t was
[chorus]
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d+ck is stuck in the blender

[bridge]
my b+lls
my b+lls
my b+lls
my b+lls

[chorus]
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
my d+ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d+ck is stuck in the blender

[outro]
sorry for the song
really, i’m sorry you had to listen to it
bye

- mr bruh moment lyrics

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