mr. jay (rap) – hello neighbor vs squidward tentacles lyrics
[intro]
rap battle!
squidward tentacles
vs!
h+llo neighbor
begin!
[verse 1: theodore peterson and squidward tentacles]
h+llo there, mr tortellini
i see you’re at the bottom of a bikini
2 choices: deal with my bars and run
or suffer the bullsh+t from the star and sponge
f+cking d+ck nose, your sh+t blows
you playing clarinet is a sh+tshow
get the f+ck out before you’re axed, ho
and oh, have you finished those errands? no!
[verse 2: squidward tentacles]
h+llo neighbour, would you mind toning it down?
i was spoiling myself before you came around
you’ll be soiling yourself when you see what true rage is
this neanderthal’s nothing compared to my neighbours!
so stay in your bas+m+nt and simmer in malice
you’ll remain as unnoticed as my talent
i couldn’t give a krusty care about what’s in your storeroom
how about you rap over there so i can ignore you?
[verse 3: theodore peterson and squidward tentacles]
i’ve got a keen sense of hearing, where are your f+cking ears?
no pants and tentacles, you compensating something here?
this win isn’t the property of squidward tentpoles
uggh! that’s tennisb+lls+ i mean tentacles!
shut the f+ck up quincy, you wouldn’t last a day
being the neighbour of a guy who worships satan every day
it’s a nightmare, i tell you, f+ck off ocotopi!
and perhaps, find a talent that suits you better, hentai
[verse 4: squidward tentacles]
can someone tell the strangler to get out of my way?
ugh… or is it annoy squidward day?
trauma haunted aerohead, yeah you’re weak, reclusive
hop off my clarinet if you can’t read the sheet music!
now you’re moping ’bout your dried life, coping for your fried wife
hoping that your son will actually want you in his tied life
i’m your waking nightmare, should’ve never ever crossed sir
you’re slaughtered, now grab your axe and go and join your daughter! (b+tch)
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
stay tuned for the next rap battle!
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