mr. master – after school special lyrics
[prod. by mr. master]
[verse 1: mr. master]
look, there up in the sky
it’s a bird. it’s a plane. no wait, it’s a drone
crystal skull in my bones. don’t stare or you’ll turn to stone
stuck in my fridge. no doctor jones
whole style like if watson was sherlock holmes
hero’s tale with my ex scarjo
steer so snail. see that s car go
(go) opps finna drown in the fiji
towel on me down. got the crowd yellin’, “please, please.”
gas from the ground sprung a fountain beneath me
ding then i swing to the ring from the cheap seats
sting with the zing on the strings. i’m police chief
guess then you peek at my test like a cheat sheet
tesla wing leading the rest of the geese v
check. automatic power steering. sure thing
second time around with feeling
furthering academic research
i’m irving berlin-ing. alexander ragtime band
hyperbole. bustin’ any bag-eyed bad guy burglary
prayin’ all you playthings takes this personally
it ain’t rocket surgery
feel like khaled with all this jurlry on
file sharing god slangin’ burnt cd-roms
high marathon of ken burns’ vietnam
triceratops. you’re a tertiary thought
time chaser swap. prince of persia the clock
find sarah connor. the terminator
mike mo capaldi impersonator
might cut the beat if it works with the track
wait, let me hear it with the verse, bring it back
trippin’ off power. shavin’ off hours
shakin’ my shoulders. shuriken shower
servin’ new sound. first of the founders
nerd of the hour. virgin deflower
sherpa these mountains. sure to beat bowser
hurricane master. permanent damage
deborah downer
surrogate dad for muriel bagge and courage the coward. ow
police. the tip-off false
they gon’ follow the lead. get lost
statute of limitation past. case freeze
k!ll off k!lly. trip no wires. get off scot-free
mixtapes on my desk like tchotchkes
balloons attached to a lawn chair to launch me
that 5150 i done shook right off me
my pet chimp just took my car keys
i wore this d-mn hoodie so long that the seams started splitting
i amazon prime me another
the pile o’ trash in the mansion’s been stackin’ so long
that i had to go buy me a butler
i call it performance art now ‘cause i’m not like these rappers
these rappers all sound like each other
i rap like i’m dame edith sitwell
produce like i’m andrew lloyd weber
might f-ck ‘round, go golden age stevie, i wonder!
sylvia plath. salvia trip. slip in the bath
agatha christie mystery solved
miss vivienne scarlet. the hall with the bat
no fury h-ll hath
march of the women these industry figureheads s-xually har-ssed
grabbed on the -ss. slapped on the wrist
legions of fans
nowadays my bands keep me company
and my pants got a handgun underneath
i smoke midsummer night’s dream
yu-gi-oh card court battle for dual custody
cussed out. (cussed out.) can’t stop the beat
oh sh-t. (oh sh-t.) london bridge with that cup of tea
honorary architecture degree
so when you’re sayin’, “let’s build,”
i don’t know what the f-ck you mean
[interlude: mr. master]
oh, we’ve only just begun, boys and girls
tonight’s episode deals with very controversial subject matter
viewer discretion is advised
alright, now that all the pansies are out of the room
it goes 3:00pm! (3:00pm!)
after school! (after school!)
on the playground! (on the playground!)
me and you! (me and you!)
fight! fight! fight! fight!
if you hear this and think that i’m talking about you, i am
z-z-z-z-zoom!
[verse 2: mr. master]
my friend won’t shut the f-ck up
about all the beats he’s made
he spends all his time on soundcloud
and keeps checkin’ on his plays
no, his parents just don’t understand
that this isn’t just some phase
well, i’ll meet you after school
we’ll see who loses and who stays
her boyfriend works at subway
but he’s rappin’ on the side
and he lives inside a frat house
with like sixteen other guys
and he freestyles every now and then
but like only when he’s high
i had to meet him after school
to see if i could find out why
and these old guys keep on trying
oh, it’s such a sight to see
watching someone twice my age
try to be half as good as me
‘cause all that perseverance
won’t change the fact that you can’t sing
bring the teachers after school too
i’m destroying everything!
well, the moral of the story
is to stay down when you fall
if your music won’t be worth anyone’s time
don’t get involved
but if everything i’ve said to you
is just driving you up the wall
then we can meet up after school
to settle this once and for all!
go!
[outro: mr. master]
i’m saying your beats, my beats
your lyrics, my lyrics
hold that sh-t up to the light
and see who’s out here on some rap sh-t
and who’s in the f-cking future
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