mr traumatik – horticulturist lyrics
[hook]
my oshy? swiss blue cheese is worth more than 3 grand
if you wanna come and try and take my cheese fam (try it)
i just citizen’s arrest the f-cking police man
tie ’em in the back and then set fire to the police van. (wow)
i’m a horticulturist, i love my weed fam (i love it)
i get my seeds and, clones from a greek man. (ha)
it’s grown organically i never do no cheap scams
and if you try and rob me i will break both your knees fam
(wun sen)
[verse 1]
my lemon buds are from netherlands
and they’re grown with natural elements
organics it’s expensive
and you’ll wonder why i’m not generous
but i’m not malevolent
or manipulative like presidents
my cheese and lemon is venomous
and it’s causing speech impediments
i speak with relevance
and i’m deep like quantum elements
that’s evidence of intelligence
and i’m giving them lyrical elegance
i’m deep, no hesitance
stick food in trunks like elephants
smoke dmt and weed in one spliff
when i’m conducting experiments
my lemon haze is from devon ways
and it’s harvest time in 11 days
it’s powerful like a weapon sprays
and trust me you’ll be well amazed (don’t listen)
let me just demonstrate
smoke lemon haze and then celebrate
i meditate and regenerate
and then elevate up to heaven’s gate
i’m a god with a pen and papes
accelerate and then penetrate
i’ll desecrate and i’ll devastate
any heavy weight i don’t delegate (hey d-ckhead)
run, go tell a mate
my lemon is sticky like sellotape
i’m punctual, i’m never late
’cause i teleport and i levitate
[bridge]
when i die don’t cry for me
’cause i’ll be in the next dimension
have fun and get high for me
just lead your life in the right direction
ascension’s right for me
and my third eye opens like dissection
and it’s always nice to see
that vegetation in my section
[hook]
my oshy? swiss blue cheese is worth more than 3 grand
if you wanna come and try and take my cheese fam. (try it)
i just citizen’s arrest the f-cking police man
tie ’em in the back and then set fire to the police van. (wow)
i’m a horticulturist, i love my weed fam. (i love it)
i get my seeds and, clones from a greek man. (ha)
it’s grown organically i never do no cheap scams
and if you try and rob me i will break both your knees fam!
(wun sen)
[verse 2]
my grapefruit is from beirut
it’s imported and then sorted
into bags and then sold to make loot
there’s no escape route
i just rolled a great zoot
could’a been cheese or widow
or could’a been shiver, tangerine dream or
could’a been psychosis or k2
my number’s oh double seven
nine one four
five six eight two
i’m giving them great news
i’m giving them lemon and grapefruit
take 1, take 2, you can even have a taste too
but be careful ’cause my weed is powerful
it might make your mate spew
wow, that’s so sick
2 twenties, i don’t do no tick
and if you p-ss me off
its £250, you’ll be like “oh sh-t”
and you don’t know sh-t
but be careful ’cause my weed is powerful
just like a goal-kick
and if you don’t notice
my lemon cheese is nepalese
and my squidgy black is lebanese
i’m intelligent, no special-needs
i specialise in these remedies
herbal recipes and
natural healing energies
i’m healing evil memories
so kilos, i’ll take 10 of these
[bridge]
when i die don’t cry for me
’cause i’ll be in the next dimension
have fun and get high for me
just lead your life in the right direction
ascension’s right for me
and my third eye opens like dissection
and it’s always nice to see
that vegetation in my section
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