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mr. wibblespoon (rob scallon) – my uncle the philanthropist lyrics

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(verse 1)

if my uncle was a philanthropist i wouldn’t know
because he’s never called me before
i got an uncle down in new orleans
he’s never texted or called or anything
if my uncle was a philanthropist i wouldn’t know

(verse 2)

if my uncle was a paleontologist i’d have no idea
that he’s diggin’ up dinosaurs that dropped dead in pangea
if my uncle loved cinnamon sticks
well i wouldn’t know any of that sh+t
if my uncle was a philanthropist i wouldn’t know

(instrumental)

(interlude)

my uncle could have made this guitar in the factory with his bare hands, and i’d have no idea because he nevekr bothered to call me

(verse 3)

if my uncle was a ventriloquist i would know
i’ve never been invited to any of his shows
if my uncle was the president of france
well i probably would have heard of that
if my uncle was a philanthropist i wouldn’t know

- mr wibblespoon rob scallon lyrics

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