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mrcheesemuffin – old habits lyrics

[intro]
cheesem+ff is back here to put on a show
spittin’ these bars like i did long ago
all the other rappers can’t compare to this
they try and spit bars but it’s a swing and a miss
and now i’m back, place a welcome mat
got a little fat, got a cat
little lady ate a rat how ’bout that?
armed with this beat like i’m going to war
got back in this fight ’cause you’re starving for more
spitting fire like a dragon you cannot even imagine
always tryna join the game but your rap sk!lls always laggin’
like a dog always barkin’ always yappin’ always trappin’
always running your mouth, talking smack and always cappin’
bark away little puppy n0body cares
you are just a speck of dust and i am someone to beware
but enough about you let me catch you up to speed
on what i’vе been doin’ and (how i still succeed)
p+n+s in my mouth i reach out to the sky
dripping from my holеs just because i f+cked a guy
p+n+s everywhere, even g+y i’m f+cking straight
c+ck in front of me and i call that f+cking fate
crying out to god just to give me something new
and i get another man and god expects a “thank you”
but i take what i’m given ’cause i’m truly blessed
and you can’t deny that it’s p+n+s that’s best
[verse 1]
thank you god for this amazing c+ck
rub it twice and it’s hard as rock
like a diamond p+n+s or a rock from venus
my b+lls, they ache when i make a pee p+ss
i f+cked a girl, and then a guy
i f+cked a snake and almost died
the pain, too much, too much to bear
“i needed help” was what i decided there
i needed aide, i called up dokter
now c+ck is hot, but he was hotter
but this dokter was a bit of a creeper
in the girl’s locker room he was a bit of a peeper
now distant thoughts about that man sl+t
made rejection sting more than just a cut
my love for him had been rejected
my feelings, shoved aside neglected
(f+ck you)

[chorus]
back from the grave with my c+ck in hand
going at full speed i’m a one man band
i’m like a stray dog or a kid with aids
i’m all alone and that’s a+okay
or should i say that’s a+o+g+y
’cause i haven’t had c+ck since yesterday
“i’m feelin’ kinda g+y” is in my status
now i need the male genital apparatus
now b+tch
[verse 2]
did you just call me g+y? (f+ck you)
why don’t you suck my ass? (and f+ck you)
you’re the g+y one here (f+ck you)
i’m just showin’ my bros some love (so f+ck you)
it’s just man love (not g+y)
i mean, i like girls (i’m not g+y)
hardcore christian over here (not g+y)
alright, back to my story
after twenty+seven years, i found a girl
big ass, brown eyes, hair that was curled
only problem was she got no d+ck
and after trapped that made me sick
the feminine p+n+s was stuck on my mind
a chick with a d+ck was one of a kind
but i needed to find the ancient relic
a p+n+s so great it was angelic

[bridge]
people tell me that payday is nothin’
but that’s just sh+t, i know they all just bluffin’
i take a sh+tty right on your titty
then cum these bars like i just f+cked whitty
hey there little b+tch boy what are you doing?
taking shelter from the fire i am constantly spewing?
i got a message for you: the f+ckening is near
so you better guard your ass cause i’m feelin’ kinda queer
(but just a bit)
[chorus]
rise from the grave, warm b+lls in hand
even at my worst i’m a one man band
like michael collins or a rat with aids
i’ve got no one but that’s a+okay
or should i say that’s a+o+g+y
’cause i haven’t had b+lls since yesterday
no one believes a word you say
you say you’re straight but you’re f+cking g+y
i got no money not a single friend
but i always got my p+n+s with me in the end
got a big ass d+ck, my b+lls be sick
i’m like john wick but i fight with d+ck
k!ller c+ck like i’m shamu
you’re fake as f+ck so the sham is you
“i’m feelin’ kinda g+y” is in my status
now i need the male genital apparatus
now b+tch

- mrcheesemuffin lyrics

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