münecat – meadow report lyrics
meadow report lyrics
[vocals: münecat, tony robbins]
[intro]
so here’s women do, gentlemen. and this is the part you don’t understand. they come and they start talking. and they’re giving you what they learned out there in the meadow. they call it the meadow report, and they tell you every detail you could possibly never want to know in your lifetime, times ten!
[verse 1]
my bars are the acid to your alkaline
my stabs are sharper than a porcupine
my diss got more chemical warfare than lectins
a woman with an opinion ain’t what you were expecting
how many megahurtz is the energy of my rap?
it’s scientific, prolific, peer+reviewed, no cap
you don’t need to coach me so i reach my goals
my rhymes burn harder than your feet on hot coals
how’s this for a f+cking limiting thought?
b+tch, i’ll make ending your career an e+sport
i won’t stop ’til you’ve got your day in court
’til you’re about as relevant as a genital wart
what’s wrong? you’re not used to a woman who’s outspoken?
i’ll flip my hair back and i’ll rip you open
and no, you can’t cure cancer by eating spinach
oh, did i stutter? then cure me in eight minutes
[chorus]
now sit the f+ck down for my meadow report
i’ll sing you a song on your island resort
tony boy, you know what, you’ll never be my guru
and i’ll tell you which berry it toxic, it’s you
[verse 2]
nlp me daddy, this mask is getting heavy
i don’t know what to do with all this masculine energy
my voice is getting lower and my pits are getting hairy
i’m getting lary, grab my b+lls and call me terry
we must live like hunters and gatherers, primates
better please my man before the external stuff deteriorates
put a tiara on me now, i miss congeniality
i’m a giddy little girl without a discerning personality
got a phobia of misogynists, a mystery
must be something wrong, change my personal history
there’s only one emotion that you anchor in me
and it’s the same one that i feel, when i see gary vee
every time you see a woman, you must be irritated
shoot some water up your ass, get irrigated
hashtag fart and sh+t your pants for tony
hypnotise me, baby, and ride me like a pony
[chorus]
now sit the f+ck down for my meadow report
i’ll sing you a song on your island resort
tony boy, you know what, you’ll never be my guru
and i’ll tell you which berry it toxic, it’s you
now sit the f+ck down for my meadow report
i’ll sing you a song on your island resort
tony boy, you know what, you’ll never be my guru
and i’ll tell you which berry it toxic, it’s you
[outro]
how many of you actually enjoyed hearing that meadow report? let me see your hands, say “aye.”
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