my toilet is clogged – constirrhea lyrics
[verse 1]
i took loperamide last night
to get rid of this p++py blight
i thought that i would be alright
but turns out that i was not right
’cause now i’m shooting out pellets
it’s like my b+tt got propellants
hits so hard i need a helmet
b+tt is redder than red velvet
taking drugs was my worst mistake
it’s worse than causing an earthquake
i’d rather have my toilet break
that would be better for my sake
’cause there’s really nothing worse
than my bootyhole being cursed
and if it doesn’t cease to hurt
i’m gonna end up in a he+rs+
[chorus]
laxativеs and loperamide is the worst combination
bеcause now i got both diarrhea and constipation
now it got me stuck in an endless p++p rotation
it’s like constipation but with endless p++p generation
it’s like having hardened, dry, and pellety diarrhea
how am i gonna get out of this? i have no idea
this is so painful that i’d rather have gonorrhea
all i want is to escape the cycle of constirrhea
[verse 2]
sometimes my p++p moves way too slow
and it ruins my p++ping flow
sometimes it’s like a volcano
shooting brown lava onto my clothes
sometimes i feel like i got t+rds
but all i get are gassy squirts
sometimes i get these giant spurts
but either way, it still really hurts
sometimes there is an obstruction
like my b+tt’s under construction
sometimes it’s like an eruption
that causes toilet destruction
sometimes it makes my b+tt tighter
and it makes my p++p much wider
sometimes it’s like a big geyser
but either way, i need some fiber
[chorus]
laxatives and loperamide is the worst combination
because now i got both diarrhea and constipation
now it got me stuck in an endless p++p rotation
it’s like constipation but with endless p++p generation
it’s like having hardened, dry, and pellety diarrhea
how am i gonna get out of this? i have no idea
this is so painful that i’d rather have gonorrhea
all i want is to escape the cycle of constirrhea
[outro]
i just don’t know what i can do
i’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
i guess i just gotta push through
so i can get out of the loo
i just don’t know what i can do
i’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
i guess i just gotta push through
so i can get out of the loo
i just don’t know what i can do
i’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
i guess i just gotta push through
so i can get out of the loo
i just don’t know what i can do
i’ve tried so hard to fix my poo
i guess i just gotta push through
so i can get out of the loo
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