my toilet is clogged – my really cold toilet seat lyrics
i love sitting on my toilet in the winter
it’s so refreshing and it makes me feel alive
i can’t help but smile when i’m on that frozen throne
it’s one of the things i love about wintertime!
i love the way the cold air feels on my skin
i love the way the snow crunches under my feet
i love the way my breath hangs in the air
i love to spend hours on my really cold toilet seat
i love the way the cold numbs my b+tt
and i can feel the chill up my spine
it’s a sensation that i can’t get enough of
and i love to do it for hours at a time
i love sitting on my really cold toilet seat
it feels so good that i can’t help but moan
i just close my eyes and let the pleasure take over
and i never want to leave my icy throne
and on the night of christmas eve
i like to look out the window of my bathroom
in hopes of seeing santa and his reindeer
while my b+tt is going boom
it really gets my spirits up
to see santa flying by on his sleigh
while i’m sitting on my cold toilet seat
and i know that christmas is on its way
it just makes me feel so festive
and fills me with christmas glee
to see santa out my bathroom window
while i’m taking a pee
i love my really cold toilet seat
it numbs my b+tt and makes me feel alright
merry christmas to all
and to all a good night
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