my toilet is clogged – pooping prison lyrics
[verse 1]
i’m stuck in the bathroom like a prison
i wait for p++p to come out, but it isn’t
i hate sitting in this weird position
getting p++p out my b+tt is my mission
the bathroom is like a cell in a jail
i ain’t got no money so i can’t bail
i keep on trying to p++p but i fail
i’m pushing so hard that my skin turns pale
constipation is like the prison guard
keeping me on the toilet behind bars
beating my bootyhole until it’s scarred
i wanna make jenk but my p++p is hard
now i haven’t huffed jenkem in seven days
’cause i’m trapped in the bathroom with no escape
with no way to the toilet astral plane
when will i ever get out of this place?
[chorus]
i hate being trapped in this prison cell
because i am really not feeling well
constipation is making my life h+ll
it rips my bootyhole and makes it swell
my bowel movements have completely ceased
because my p++p is harder than concrete
it’s a miracle that i’m not deceased
i wonder if i’ll ever be released
[verse 2]
it’s like i’m in solitary confinement
i’m drained of happiness and excitement
i’m in a very lonely environment
my b+tt’s hurting ’cause my p++p is giant
it’s like i’m in a mental facility
where i’m being tortured mentally and physically
i can’t move ’cause my p++p is too heavy
and i got cramps inside of my belly
now i just wanna be put on death row
no point living if my p++p is too slow
constipation is filling me with woe
when will i get out? i don’t even know
i’ve been here so long i’m going crazy
imma be in this room till i’m eighty
i can only pray that something saves me
before all the cramps and the pain slay me
[chorus]
i hate being trapped in this prison cell
because i am really not feeling well
constipation is making my life h+ll
it rips my bootyhole and makes it swell
my bowel movements have completely ceased
because my p++p is harder than concrete
it’s a miracle that i’m not deceased
i wonder if i’ll ever be released
i hate being trapped in this prison cell
because i am really not feeling well
constipation is making my life h+ll
it rips my bootyhole and makes it swell
my bowel movements have completely ceased
because my p++p is harder than concrete
it’s a miracle that i’m not deceased
i wonder if i’ll ever be released
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