my toilet is clogged – rip a wet fart lyrics
rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart
i’m shootin’ sh+t out my ass like darts
taking laxatives wasn’t so smart
’cause the shart don’t stop once it starts
i’m passin’ gas and rippin’ wet ass
my fart got so much mass, it can break glass
my fart so loud, it sounds like brass
my fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed
i let one rip, i rip it wet
sh+t flies out like a jet, it makes me sweat
so much sh+t, it clogged the toy let
taking laxatives is something i regret
my sh+t sprays and ricochets
i can’t keep diarrhea at bay
hey, dr. g+y, i’m not okay
nothing i wouldn’t pay to end this today
it’s like the niagara falls
it gets on my b+lls and all the walls
this sh+t don’t stall, i sh+t up and down the hall
i’m appalled, my ass is getting mauled by the squall
of farts and sh+t, my ass rippеd
as sh+t slipped and dripped
on my hips and my lips
i can’t stop the sh+t, my ass needs to bе zipped
i can’t explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane
i sh+t faster than a train, it flies like a plane
it clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained
i got so much sh+t the toilet can’t contain
it’s like my ass is on cocaine
and all i can do is sit here and complain
i rip a wet fart and my sh+t rains
i’m not just breaking wind, i’m breaking a hurricane
rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart
i’m shootin’ sh+t out my ass like darts
taking laxatives wasn’t so smart
’cause the shart don’t stop once it starts
i’m passin’ gas and rippin’ wet ass
my fart got so much mass, it can break glass
my fart so loud, it sounds like brass
my fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed
i can’t explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane
i sh+t faster than a train, it flies like a plane
it clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained
i got so much sh+t the toilet can’t contain
it’s like my ass is on cocaine
and all i can do is sit here and complain
i rip a wet fart and my sh+t rains
i’m not just breaking wind, i’m breaking a hurricane
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