nba stupid a$s – scam lessons lyrics
[hook]
if you got good credit you deserve to get scammed
i’m like the rich robin hood, stealing sh-t cause i’m the man
i got a ssn from l.a. it belonged to jared goff
i even stole my own ident-ty to throw the feds off
they caught me with a stolen id that said i’m bugs bunny
he had a surprisingly good credit score but you know what’s funny
i didn’t even want his credit cards or money
swiped his phone for the contacts and hit up lola bunny
[verse 1]
if you got a 700 credit score i’m coming for your -ss
still remember silk road where i bought my first hood p-ss
if you only rob people with good credit its not illegal
on the dark web i bought a real counterstrike deagle
if you want to be like me you need to get a vpn
download tor browser man then we let the fun begin
i check my email on the dark web then hit facebook dot com
and i friend some old–ss moms and pretend to be their son
i tell ‘em i’m in school and i need 100 iphones for college
the next day i flip ‘em, put 50 gs in my wallet (knowlegde)
i did a super mario scam, i got 8 bit coin (mama mia)
got a free week at planet fitness, then i didn’t join
i got a number of different scams, i’ll talk about each
downloaded credit card info from the hooters data breach
i bought an embosser and a fresh card from the plug
it had a picture of an orc smoking that zugzug
[hook]
if you got good credit you deserve to get scammed
i’m like the rich robin hood, stealing sh-t cause i’m the man
i got a ssn from l.a. it belonged to jared goff
i even stole my own ident-ty to throw the feds off
they caught me with a stolen id that said i’m bugs bunny
he had a surprisingly good credit score but you know what’s funny
i didn’t even want his credit cards or money
swiped his phone for the contacts and hit up lola bunny
[verse 2]
ident-ty fraud, man i got like 50 credit cards
sponsorship with kia now i got like 50 cars
you know i get the bag, so i keep an atm in the crib
catch me out here eating stolen lobster in a gucci bib (seafood)
last summer i was on the road just doing shows
no tour bus i just scammed my way on down the road (affordable)
i got some leggings and a high heel like a lady
i put my leg in the street and stopped a mercedes (skkkrrrrttt)
the driver looked familiar but i didn’t wanna ask
it was bugs bunny man, i can’t believe this sh-t, no cap
i asked what he did for work he said he’s an actor
pretended i was interested and stole his sh-t right after
ironic he’s a bunny but i’m the one that hopped out
got his iphone and his rolly now he knows what i’m about
coulda stole his money man, you wanna know what’s funny
i never thought i’d be the one to wife up lola bunny
[hook]
if you got good credit you deserve to get scammed
i’m like the rich robin hood, stealing sh-t cause i’m the man
i got a ssn from l.a. it belonged to jared goff
i even stole my own ident-ty to throw the feds off
they caught me with a stolen id that said i’m bugs bunny
he had a surprisingly good credit score but you know what’s funny
i didn’t even want his credit cards or money
swiped his phone for the contacts and hit up lola bunny
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