new mayhem – corndog lyrics
[chorus]
whooo, hey, i like a good corn dog
but my gosh my dude, your lines are corny dog
you do the game like cambodia had got done by pol pot
so the earth needs your words like it needs a million more pogs
the earth needs your art like it needs another holocaust
the earth needs your songs like it needs ten more osamas
even god signed the pet-tion begs you to call it off
but if you stick with it, i’ll have a quick word with mama
[verse]
pulled up in the hot rod
took mama to the day spa
throughout the pedicure, i was explaining all the drama
i said, “your son embar-ss us, you gotta fix his act up”
she said, “already taking off my shoe, i’ll make him back up”
she enjoyed my company so much we got a latte
i thought i’d entertain the chick, we hit the local cafe
but at the spot i got the vibe your mom had got a little crush
so i was forward, let her know, i’m not the type to rush this stuff
furthermore, she needs to learn to love herself the mostest
or else she’ll live out all her days another house’s hostess
and she was like, “i think you’re right, i’ve always felt this burden
to please my dead-beat husband and my snotty, worthless children”
so i replied, “a kid born out of wedlock’s not a subst-tute for love
and if it never fit your hand, you gotta toss the worthless glove”
we parted ways with kisses in the coffee place’s foyer
and i left her with the number of a good divorces lawyer
[chorus]
whooo, hey, i like a good corn dog
but my gosh my dude, your lines are corny dog
you do the game like cambodia had got done by pol pot
so the earth needs your words like it needs a million more pogs
the earth needs your art like it needs another holocaust
the earth needs your songs like it needs ten more osamas
even god signed the pet-tion begs you to call it off
so if you stick with it, i’ll have a quick word with mama
[outro]
yo, i’m gung ho
a real bro
break spines
then i glow
yeah no joke
i’ll repo
your dad’s he-rs-
when he’s in tow
all low blows
a true foe
you won’t leave
with all your toes
i got boats
i got votes
you got leukemia
please get some chemo
seriously, cancer’s no joke. for real
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