nice peter – dr seuss vs shakespeare lyrics
[william shakespeare: george watsky]
come bite my thumb!
i hope you know the stakes
i’ll put a slug between your shoulder blades
then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
i hath been iambic on that -ss, ye b-st-rd
my rhymes are cl-ssic
your cr-p is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid
ye hoebag
you’re an old white soulja boy who has no swag
and no gonads
egads, it’s so sad
and to top it off
you’re not a doctor
i’ve never seen a softer author
you crook, you
i bet you wrote the twilight books too!
[the cat in the hat: nice peter]
i would not could not on a boat
read any of the boring -ss plays you wrote
even horton doesn’t want to hear you
and cindy lou who is afraid to go near you
you bore people to death
you leave a cl-ssroom
looking like the end of macbeth
i entertain a child of any age
you gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
how you gonna battle with the cat in the hat?
little kids get scared when i step on the mat
you think your ruffled neck -ss gonna rap to that?
i got a best selling book about me coming back
[william shakespeare: george watsky]
i’m switching up my style like the beatles with my pieces
each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
you’re pathetically predictable
you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto muppet creatures
the bard is in the building
it’s a castle i’m a boss
i bet i’m parliament
i’m positive, i’m k!lling it
i’m iller than the plague i never caught or cholera
a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you’re sitting in the bleachers
[the cat in the hat: nice peter]
you rap fast you do
yes you rap fast it’s true
now lets see how you rap versus things 1 and 2!
[thing 1 and thing 2 – epic lloyd ]
oh, no
we’ll smash your globe
yo, you may have wrote the script but now we running the show
you can take your fancy words and send ’em back home to your mama
break our foot off in your -ss with our feetie pajamas
man we’ll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
we’ll break offa your legs
make no mistake
we in a rage
all does not end well when we bust out our cage
you gettin’ upstaged bill
yo, you just got played!
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