ninja sex party – road trip lyrics
[verse 1]
i met a girl a few weeks ago
she’s so smart and beautiful
when she’s around i feel my heartbeat
down in the very depths of my soul
so c’mon, ninja brian pack your bags
we’re going on a cross country trip
cause if this girl and i go on one more date
we’ll start a meaningful relationship
f-ck that! woo!
[chorus]
let’s hit the road, i was so close to
personal growth, so california here i come
i wanna bone across the nation
let’s bust a load of summer fun
[verse 2]
i porked most of new york
i banged ’em silly in philly
i had ’em screaming for balti-more
i slapped my groin on des moines
and dropped my phallus in dallas
we’re only halfway through day four
i gave some c to dc
bust coconuts on miami
i shot puree on santa fe
i gave some penix to phoenix
and my nuts rattled seattle
so hard they felt it in l.a
take that! yeah!
[chorus]
now here we are in california
these girls are hot and brian bought us a new yacht
(he k!lled the previous owner)
let’s raise the sail for a gonad-venture
this b-n-r quest has just begun
[bridge]
i left ’em smitten in britain
and had s-x so hard with lima
it landed in argentina
then things got beejy in fiji
i had a four-way in norway
and started breedin’ with sweden
new zealand got a blast of my s-m-n
i did some b-tt stuff with russians
until they got a concussion
i banged-ladesh
now there’s only one way to keep things fresh, cause
[chorus]
i’ve conquered earth, it is time to move on
let’s take a rocket, find some hot alien sl-ts
(set phasers to thrust)
no time for sp-cesuits, i am way too h-rny
let’s show this galaxy what’s-
-hauuucckckckk
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