once upon a mattress ensemble (1996) – finale lyrics
finale lyrics
[queen, spoken]
good morning, everyone!
[all, spoken]
good morning, your majesty!
[queen, spoken]
well, where is our little slugabed? she should be getting an early++
[winnifred, spoken]
37,428
[queen, spoken]
37,428 what?
[winnifred, spoken]
sheep. what do you stuff your mattresses with++jousting equipment?
[queen, spoken]
you didn’t sleep?
[winnifred, spoken]
i never shut my eyes!
[dauntless, spoken]
you’ve passed the test. mama put a pea under twenty mattresses and you felt it and now we can be married!
[all cheering.]
[all]
how did she stay awake?
that pea was awf’lly small
[jester, spoken]
but it wasn’t the pea!
[minstrel, spoken]
it wasn’t the pea
[?, spoken]
it wasn’t the pеa
[?, spoken]
it wasn’t the pea
[all]
it wasn’t the pеa at all!
oh, life is grand++
it’s very int’resting!
we think we understand
we think we think we know++
it’s very int’resting
thank you, princess
and princess
we love you so!
for a princess is a delicate thing
delicate and dainty as a dragonfly’s wing
you can recognize a lady by her elegant air
but a genuine princess++
[winnifred snores.]
[all]
is exceedingly rare!
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