original broadway cast of first date – that’s why you love me lyrics
[edgy rocker guy]
i never open up your door
i never shower you with praise
when you call or text my phone
i don’t reply to you for days
i can’t hold down a job
i failed my g.e.d
i’m angry then indifferent
and babe, oooh babe
that’s why you love me
that’s why you love me
[edgy british guy]
i take you out to awesome meals
but can’t afford to pay the checks
i will pledge eternal love
then leave your place right after sex
i always say i’m booked
in truth, i’m usually free
i canceled on your birthday
and babe, oooh babe
that’s why you love me
[edgy rocker guy]
that’s why you love me
[both]
that’s why you love me
[edgy british guy]
you love how i keep you guessing
if i’m interested or not
[edgy rocker guy]
and how i tell your mother
that she is super-frickin’ hot!
[both]
how i cover up my lies
by sayin’ i’m hangin’ with the guys
[edgy rocker guy]
no one’ll treat you half as nice
[edgy british guy]
i only cheated on you twice…
[both]
you’ve got no choice
you know you’re hooked
[edgy rocker guy]
you’re hooked!
[edgy british guy]
you gave it up on our first date
[edgy rocker guy]
oh yeah!
[edgy british guy]
after i told you you looked fine
but had to lose a little weight
[edgy rocker guy]
only ten pounds!
[both]
i’m bound to disappoint
i’m sure that you’d agree
[edgy british guy]
i’m snotty and neglectful
[edgy rocker guy]
i’m nasty and self-serving
[both]
i’ve got a giant penis!
and babe, oooh, babe
that’s why you love me
[edgy british guy]
yeah yeah yeah!
[both]
that’s why you love me
[edgy rocker guy]
oh yeah!
[both]
that’s why you love me
that’s why you love me!
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