original london cast of the great british bake off musical – prologue lyrics
aaah, aaah
[company]
in the beginning
there was flour, b+tter, and milk and free range eggs
and golden caster sugar (sugar, sugar, sugar)
but they were separate entities
for they had not been mixed together
[jim]
’til man said to woman thus:
[kim]
i think you’ll find woman said to man
what if we put it in the oven?
[jim]
(spoken) huh? man make fire, not oven
[kim]
babe, you’ve gotta build me an oven
[company]
so man built a pit of fire
full of cinders and earth and clay
and woman took a mixing bowl
and put it in without delay
and man said;
[jim]
look, it’s rising!
[company]
and woman said;
[kim]
heavens above, i think it’s rising!
[jim and kim]
what the h+ll is happening, why is it rising?
[company]
aaah
then a miracle happened that day
aaah
[?]
[?] this fluffy, moist creation that was light
[kim]
it’s so light
[jim]
give us a bite
[kim]
spongy!
[jim]
(gasps) soft!
[kim]
gooey!
[jim]
and sweet!
[kim]
oh dennis, what have we done?
[company]
the two were so afraid
[jim]
i’m scared, susan
[company]
what was this thing they made?
[kim]
this could change the world!
[company]
a terrible mistake!
[jim]
but what shall we call it?
[company]
cake!
[kim]
(spoken) blimey, that was a bit intense
[jim]
(spoken) yeah, that polyester really chafes
[jim and kim]
welcome to the great british bake off!
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