p outlett – shark lyrics
[p outlett]
penitentiary state prison inmate
got lots of t++th so he use a bunch of colgate
he be so bombastic, the masses he will captivate
flop on the scale and he got a lot of body weight
the fool is a shark, these hoes he disintegrate
those motherf+ckers locked him up, those degenerates
he wasn’t even breaking no laws, law abiding
shark man too based, too based for joe biden
while doing shark stuff thе feds started arriving
they sеized him in a net and claim he was uninviting
so they threw him in the prison vehicle
those f+ckers unbelievable
the judge won’t budge he unappeasable
gave mr. shark a 32 year sentence, mad unreasonable
government gave him no parole, un parole+able
claimed the shark man was uncontrol+able
[george orwell]
those fools don’t know what they’ve done, don’t they know their actions have consequences?!?!?!?
[p outlett]
show up to the prison get thrown into confinement
they try to shut him up but he cannot be silenced
cause he got no vocal cords, he ain’t no siren
one day he’ll be a titan
he’ll rise to power all the losers be frightened
he brush his t++th so well that they be whitened
the prison fellas said he looked like the guy from shark tales
he was even ridiculed by the prince of wales
they be tryna throw him over the guardrails
he won’t be having anymore of it he be angry in his veins
shark man was treated so sus+ily he became deranged
he could not handle it anymore so he got so enraged
so mad and irate that he grew arms and rampaged
what a mad man, grew arms through sheer willpower
so angry and sour no longer will he flop like a flounder
he so aggrieved that the blew up the prison with no gun powder
[george orwell]
he’s unstoppable, they think they can stop him, but they won’t be able to
he’s too powerful to be stopped
[p outlett]
mr. shark be out of jail and he be so frightening
every step he takes like lightning
n0body is prepared for this enlightenment
his plan is in action he gonna start recycling
lookin around, all these fools are so disheartening
the shark fella is gonna be a white house intern
he’ll sleep with the first lady, they did not meet on tinder
he’ll work there for 9 summers and 9 winters
until he’s so respected, no longer a beginner
so respected the president calls him for dinner
a nice display with pasta and some liquor
what they talk about cannot be discussed
by the end the whole room was covered in angel dust
all left that night except the shark and the president
only one emerges, there seemed to be a disagreement
the shark claims there was an incident
the president is no more, so it boils down to coincidence
mr. shark appoints himself the leader of the country
he stands on a podium and proclaims “n0body will be hungry!”
“we will eat everyone from kentucky!”
“everyone will receive free money!”
“i’ll solve poverty too! its gonna be great!”
the crowd cheers, everyone receives free cheesecake
the first shark president, just yesterday he was a prison inmate
[george orwell]
at the end of the day, what happens is what happens
there was nothing that could’h’ve been done to stop this
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