pe vevo – shinji rei lyrics
[verse 1: pe]
i sh-t in my pants and i watch the big eyes
it’s been so long, i can’t forget about your lies
i go to mcdonald’s and eat the fries
i hope that santa is coming tonight
i eat my nails overnight
they are so big, they are so fine
i just wanna sit on the couch, drinking the wine
whilst i can’t draw a straight line
me and my friends, we go to the mine
and we go to ihop to dine
nonstop with my friend enderman
go home with my wife, she’s my fan
then our night began
i never learnt how to read in pre-kinder
that’s why i lit up our room with a candle
the j-panese men in my closet all drowned
this is so crazy! this is so fun!
i get high playing minecraft
then she pulled out her gun
but i never stopped laughing and never stopped caring
the people tonight, they don’t know what they’re having
the crowd is so wild in this room, they’re so happy
i’m gonna show ’em why their moms call me papi
my money’s getting scr-ppy
my thighs are getting crusty
my p-ssy is cr-ppy
my pubic hair smells like old puke in a taxi
uwu, nuzzles, you’re so musky
i’m a furry, wag my tail, i’m so scary
my fursuit is, and my p-ssy
they’re both really hairy
hey! everybody, i’ve a secret to tell
i walked on the river and fell
i don’t have arms and my real name is mel
my d-ck is shaped like a rectangular prism
i can’t swim but i fell in the pool
i feel real ’cause my d-ck is cool (it’s frozen lol)
this is my gang, melvin, mel and elvin
they’re all called melvin but i gave ’em variations
rise of the melvins, fall of the world
come to my party, show me your girl
retasu, retasu
tengo retraso
retasu, retasu
tengo retraso
min’na daisuki
min’na daisukidesu, pinku daisukidesu
when it comes to this i’m a rookie
i came on a f-cking cookie
but i don’t give up eating a cookie
i love cookies
this is a song about cookies
oat, raisin, choco chip
peanut b-tter, coco, mint
everybody hear my rap, it’s so rad
sasuke calls me boruto’s dad
porque esto me está traumando
abunai! abunai, michael!
yamero, michael, gomenasai!
i’m a weeb
i’m a weirdo
awe awe owo owu iwi awe awa
si tienes sed toma agua
owo owo wowo
back to english, motherf-ckers
somebody told me you had a boyfriend
it’s me, surprise, i’m your boyfriend
i love you so much
i want to hold you and care for you
just kidding, i’m g-y
just kidding, i’m not
finger your dog or your sister
welcome to alabama
yeah, it’s all the same
i have an ak-47
i’m f-cking insane
swear on jah, they never cut my peepee
uncirc-mcised, like jesus should have been
and this is the end, folks
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