phone-eg – jim archdekin (skit) lyrics
[dialogue: phone-eg and big squidward]
(numbers dialing, phone ringing)
— wake up, this f-cking wasteman, n’yeah…
— h-llo?
— yo, yo, phone-e?
— hmmm…
— yo, phone-e, get up, dawg! wake up!
— i’m up, man, i’m up (sucks t–th)
— yo, phone-e, wake up, dawg! seen?
— squid, i’m up
— yo, wake the f-ck up, dude, you’re f-cking lazy, g!
— yo, i’m up! i’m up!
— yo, yo, you listenin’?
— mmm…
— yo, phone-e, wake up, dawgs!
— (angrily) yo, squid, what the f-ck? i’m up, bro!
— alright, seen? take it in. yo, there’s a l1ckle jam poppin’ off in brampton, seen? in the b-town, in the jim archdekin recreation centre, seen? a l1ckle party room, seen? mad b-tches, mad liqs, mad everyting, g. we’re going through
— jim archdekin, eh?
— n’yeah…
— i don’t, i don’t even have anyting to wear, bro–
— what do you mean, g? wh’you mean you don’t have no clothes to wear, fam?
— i, (exhales)
— go– go get some, then, you have money?
— no, bro, i’m broke!
— yo, fam, come fresh to the f-cking jam, seen? figure it out
— jim archdekin, eh?
— you dun know
(big squidward hangs up)
[outro: phone-eg]
— f-ck, man, this just has me…f-cking stressed, dawg, bare tings– yo, i need to play some f-cking music in my mind right…
(inserting c-ssette, dancehall music playing)
— jam’s ’bout to be poppin’, jim archdekin, dawg? ho-ly…but i’m not gonna rope no tings with my f-cking gear, dawg. i’m wearing mecca, bro, like (sucks t–th)… tings stopped wearing mecca in, like, grade 8, fam. i need– i need some tommy. i need that grown-man swagger, dawg, i have to go– i have to go rob me a yute, dawg. yo, f-ck it, dawg. let me go deal with this…
(gun c-cks)
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