pink guy - dick pays rent lyrics
[intro]
i let the beat drop like old people with polio
(that’s actually really f-cked up)
[hook: santa’s brother]
b-tches can’t handle my sh-t
they get really excited when they see my d-ck
my d-ck pays rent and my d-ck pays quick
so i got a little story that’ll rattle your t-ts
[verse 1: santa’s brother]
why wasn’t the chicken able to cross the road?
because it was disabled
the doctors say i have a disease
but i find that really f-cking hard to believe
i hang dogs from trees so i can raise the roof
i turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my d-ck
now it’s really red and blue like lilo and st-tch
now it’s really starting to itch (hepat-tis)
this beat drops like my b-lls at the age of 12
my nipples shrivels up like a dehydrated elf
i shot an old man in the kneecaps
i shot an old man in the kneecaps
they call me moose knuckles
because when i sit down, you can see my b-lls stick out like moose knuckles
i get diseases from the great s-x
i’m coughing up blood, so i’m gonna p-ss the mic
[hook: pink guy]
b-tches can’t handle my sh-t
they get really excited when they see my d-ck
my d-ck pays rent and my d-ck pays quick
so i got a little story that’ll rattle your t-ts
[verse 2: pink guy]
they call me mr. fancy pants with these nasty rants
they wanna get a little mr. magic man
they want a little fire from the land j-pan
so i give a little h-ll for these f-ggots, man
i shake things up like parkinson’s
on these f-ggots with cars and rims
cuz we’re having a blast
like kim jong on his last lung bombing america son, yeah
you can’t k!ll me ‘cuz chin chin is my lord
f-ck that, i ain’t about the peace
i’m really all about that v-g-n-l crease
cuz i’m done with you -ssh0l-s
you fail hard like you’re missin’ a cl-ss, tho
motherf-cker, i will k!ll you
motherf-cker, i will k!ll you
[outro: santa’s brother & pink guy]
well, that was pretty mean
(yeah, well, you’re pretty f-cking disgusting)
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