professor birthday – i oughta be famous lyrics
[intro: professor birthday and santa claus]
i oughta be famous
i oughta be the most recorded holiday hero in recording history (wow)
i oughta be famous
yeah, that’s the key
when people talk about their birthdays they should talk about me (that’s true)
[verse 1: professor birthday]
i got magical powers and a masters degree
i work twenty+four hours, okay, maybe twenty+three
still, i should be famous
you know that it’s true
i oughta be at least as famous as you
[bridge, spoken: santa claus & professor birthday]
ha+ha+ha! professor birthday you have your answer right there!
i do?
you’re too busy! you’ve never taken time to inspire a work of art!
you know that poem about me, “’twas thе night before christmas”
it made mе world famous!
oh! i’ll get someone to write a poem about me!
no, no, no, no
poems are old news, do something modern, get yourself on a podcast!
a podcast? but, this is a podcast!
i’m doing a podcast right now!
exactly! wait, you’re recording this?
oh fritz! this podcast is going to make me famous!
i don’t give you permission to record this phone call!
[verse 2: professor birthday]
i’m gonna be famous!
i’m gonna be a podcast host who has the most delectable chemistry!
i’m gonna be famous!
you’re gonna see how everyone will talk about my university
for my own career, i work behind the scenes
but now you can hear about what professor birthday means
and make me famous!
and learn what i do!
some come visit me at university in professor birthday episode two!
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