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random encounters entertainment - this isn't a car - a batman song lyrics

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oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!

it could be a motorcycle
or maybe a unicycle!
(possibly a paracycle
if those exist!)

an oscar meyer wiener truck!
a submarine or six-wheeled duck!
a roller skate or hockey puck!
(that’d be a cool ride!)

oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! (it’s not a car, baby!)

oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!

maybe it’s a motor boat
thanksgiving day parading float
or just a scruffy billy goat
or all the above!

it’s a dr. seuss machine
that’s engine’s powered up with steam
and piloted by charlie sheen!
(he’s got tiger blood!)

oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! (ooo! ooo! ooo! ooo!)

oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!

this ain’t a car; not sure what it is, though
all i know is what i ride’s the shiz, yo!

a jeep! a tank! a fish! a plank!
a broom! a bomb! a llama!

a bike! a ball! a toilet stall!
i’m riding on yo’ momma!

i’m on a jet! now i’m riding on a bag pipe!
i’m on a camel! upside down on a stalact-te!

a glider or tie fighter or a giant mecha spider!
i ride go karts, humphrey bogart, parts of large hadron colliders!

i’m on t-tanic! now i’m rolling on a boulder!
i’m on a zeppelin! now i’m riding alfred’s shoulders!

i’m on a bus inside a whale hung from a sp-ce ship!
i’m on a pig, inside a wheel — we’re on a film strip!

i’m on balloons hooked to a jet-pack parachuter!
now i’m singing in the shower on youtube on your computer!

i’m hanging from a train! i’m on a plane! i’m jousting bain!
lamborghini’s more my thingie! shut you face up, michael caine!

it could be a ufo! a tidal wave of cheerios!
an autobot, for all we know!
they’d make a sweet team!

a boomerang! a giant bat!
a pinkie pie! a cowboy hat!
a rainbow, pop-tart nyan cat!
oh, go, batman, go!

oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! (ooo! ooo! ooo! ooo!)

oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!

oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!



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