random encounters entertainment – this isn’t a car – a batman song lyrics
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!
it could be a motorcycle
or maybe a unicycle!
(possibly a paracycle
if those exist!)
an oscar meyer wiener truck!
a submarine or six-wheeled duck!
a roller skate or hockey puck!
(that’d be a cool ride!)
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! (it’s not a car, baby!)
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!
maybe it’s a motor boat
thanksgiving day parading float
or just a scruffy billy goat
or all the above!
it’s a dr. seuss machine
that’s engine’s powered up with steam
and piloted by charlie sheen!
(he’s got tiger blood!)
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! (ooo! ooo! ooo! ooo!)
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!
this ain’t a car; not sure what it is, though
all i know is what i ride’s the shiz, yo!
a jeep! a tank! a fish! a plank!
a broom! a bomb! a llama!
a bike! a ball! a toilet stall!
i’m riding on yo’ momma!
i’m on a jet! now i’m riding on a bag pipe!
i’m on a camel! upside down on a stalact-te!
a glider or tie fighter or a giant mecha spider!
i ride go karts, humphrey bogart, parts of large hadron colliders!
i’m on t-tanic! now i’m rolling on a boulder!
i’m on a zeppelin! now i’m riding alfred’s shoulders!
i’m on a bus inside a whale hung from a sp-ce ship!
i’m on a pig, inside a wheel — we’re on a film strip!
i’m on balloons hooked to a jet-pack parachuter!
now i’m singing in the shower on youtube on your computer!
i’m hanging from a train! i’m on a plane! i’m jousting bain!
lamborghini’s more my thingie! shut you face up, michael caine!
it could be a ufo! a tidal wave of cheerios!
an autobot, for all we know!
they’d make a sweet team!
a boomerang! a giant bat!
a pinkie pie! a cowboy hat!
a rainbow, pop-tart nyan cat!
oh, go, batman, go!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! (ooo! ooo! ooo! ooo!)
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car! not a car!
oh, this isn’t a car!
not a car!
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