random encounters – bowser’s castle lyrics
there’s a million ways to die inside a bowser castle!
a million ways to fail!
you can fall on spikes or drown in some lava
ride skull trains that derail!
there’s a million ways to die inside a bowser castle!
by thwomp or rocky wrench!
rebounding koopa sh+ll! a magic spell! a lift that fell! conveyor belt!
a pipe above a muncher+filled trench!
you might get crushed or burned or hit with a fish!
you may get squashed or bitten by a boo!
you may be hammered, bro, or greeted by five hundred lakitu!
you may slip on ice, be shot in the face
or simply sprung off a ledge in mid+jump!
despite how hard you may try
it’s sure that you’ll die!
from blocks and from bills and a blooper that flies!
that’s why a
million ways to die reside in bowser’s castle!
like saws and fire chains!
a walking bomb! a stack of towering dry bones!
that time you went insane!
and every trap you find inside of any bowser castle
creates a lethal maze!
beware this super star, this koopa car, this bratty baby troopa czar!
it’s quite the fiendish hastle to
survive in bowser’s castle due
to every castle’s k!lling you a mill+ion ways!
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