ranga nigga – corben’s mum is fat! lyrics
(verse 1)
on a warm summer day
down around, texas way
i was walking, on an off beaten track
when out the corner of my eye
i thought i saw a guy
but it turns out, that it was just a lady
so i mosey on on over
and i tapped her on the shoulder and said: “how do you do?”
she turned around and looked me square in the eye and said: “who the f+ck are you?”
well i’m just a man
without, no real plan
i travel, from town to town
well, she giggled and she laughed and said: “that’s pretty dumb, well you’ll never guess who i am, i’m corben’s mum”
(chorus)
corben’s mum i fat
ian’s pretty cool
corben, doesn’t go to school
riley is a git
and hudson’s a little sh+t
bridget is a dude
(verse 2)
when i heard those frightful words
my vision became blurred
and my mouth started to taste like cum
i had ringing in one ear
and my eye began to tear
i had met nun other, then corben’s mum
she could see something was wrong
and that, i was trying to be strong
my emotions, they just came out
so i ran for the hills
with her hot on my heels
i could feel her, breathing down my neck
my strength was a weighing
as she was a gaining
i had to think of something, real, real quick
(guitar solo)
(verse 3)
i lost all hope
so i prayed to the pope
and asked him, for some mercy
when all of a sudden
another came a runnin
is was nun other than dylan’s mother
(chorus)
corben’s mum i fat
ian’s pretty cool
corben, doesn’t go to school
riley is a git
and hudson’s a little sh+t
bridget is a dude
(verse 4)
they came up real close
and dylan’s mum said: “adios”
and punched her, high into the sky
she came down a commin
so i went a runnin
and made my way, way back home
if there’s one thing i know, if you’re out alone, be wary of corben’s mum
(chorus)
corben’s mum i fat
ian’s pretty cool
corben, doesn’t go to school
riley is a git
and hudson’s a little sh+t
bridget is a dude
(outro)
corben’s mum i fat (and)
ian’s pretty cool
corben, doesn’t go to school
riley is a git
and hudson’s a little sh+t
bridget is a boy
i wanna k!ll myself, please help me!
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