redd is dead – porn addiction (god’s plan parody) lyrics
oh god i have a really bad p+rn addiction
like i+i+its getting worse by the day
so i thought i’d write this little track to tell you what’s been going on
f+ck man
i have got a p+rn addiction, its really bad
i record and log every nut i’ve ever had
i jack off on average 23 times a day
i promise that the p+rn that i watch isn’t g+y
i’m a sperm donor, i’m a father of fourteen
i would go to the p+rn shop during quarantine
i jack off an average 27 times a day and the
number has gone up since bis+xuals can be g+y
oh yeah,ay, p+rn addiction
jack off with my left hand? i wouldn’t dare, ayo
this addiction really got me scared, ayo
i finessed the p+rn shop down the road, ayo
might go down a c+r+e+e+p, ayo
fap to p+rn inside my ’93 toyota paseo
i make sure that my neighbors see me do it every single time +
so i can assert my dominance and get some privacy
and still
fap things
there’s a lot of fappable things and they intrigue they intrigue my
d+ck yeah they intrigue my d+ck yeah
fap things
there’s a lot of fappable things and they intrigue they intrigue my
d+ck yeah they intrigue my d+ck yeah
mm+hmm. pretty f+cking impressive i’m not gonna lie
fap things
there’s a lot of fappable things and they intrigue they intrigue my
d+ck yeah they intrigue my d+ck yeah
i gotta find something else to do during this quarantine ok? cmon
she say, “will you f+ck me?”
i tell her “only partly”
i’ve already been drained by my right hand, i’m sorry
28 busts a day, got it tatted on me
yes i meant the cumshot are attached to my body
and you fear me
because i turned that 28 into a 29 dog
turning that sh+t into a 30
doctors cut off my hands, turn me into an amputee
ooh yeah, ay, p+rn addition
i would jack off as a quadriplegic, ayo
just it clarify that i’m indecent, ayo
keeping p+rnhub in my reccents, ayo
might go down on a c+r+e+e+p, ayo
fap to p+rn inside my ’93 toyota paseo
i make sure that my neighbors see me do it every single time without fail
and still
fap things
there’s a lot of fappable things and they intrigue they intrigue my
d+ck yeah they intrigue my d+ck yeah
fap things
there’s a lot of fappable things and they intrigue they intrigue my
d+ck yeah they intrigue my d+ck yeah
fap things
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