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rhett and link – song for when you get a bad haircut lyrics

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[verse 1]
i should’ve never gone
to get my hair cut by my roommate’s mom
80% off is not a good deal when she
cuts 80% off
huh!

should’ve gotten a clue
by looking at my roommate’s ‘do
looks like
two squirrels climbed up his back
mated on his scalp and died in the act

she was clipping away
i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror
i wanted to say…
something, but i didn’t want to offend her
so i shut my mouth, then she gave me a spin
i looked like a stunt double for the weeknd!

[chorus]
i got a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad haircut
my head looks like a baboon’s b-tt
(don’t google that)
i should audition for the role of friar tuck
’cause i got a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad haircut

[bridge]
i got a modern art installation on my head
i look like i walked off the set of the walking dead

[chorus]
i got a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad haircut
i got a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad haircut

[outro]
but…
haircuts they are temporary
it’ll grow out before you get married
unless you’re already married
and then in that case it’ll grow out before your second marriage



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