rietti – the job song lyrics
[intro:]
[verse 1: rietti]
i was gonna retire anyway, you didn’t fire me
i’ve antic-p-ted vacating, since you hired me
parking your motor isn’t part of my job
a lazy boss like you needs meds to drive a jeep
why would i wanna pour coffee for your whole office?
i’ve got sk!lls, man i’m not your average joe novice
i prefer to stay loose of this leash on my neck
bending backwards just to receive some respect
who could possibly want your job? everyone knows it sucks
monotonous paperwork gets you paid in monkey nuts
high five tech n9ne, nine to fives are junky much
but we don’t grump around all day in a funk we budge
bolt out of bed, time to spread bread
not the pound sign bruv, i mean the dough that you get fed
netlix, scooby doo, eddie & edd, ed
fl!ck a zippo, inhale power puffs til you get red
[chorus: rietti]
jobs are for losers and i don’t wanna look like a dufus
so you can take that job and shove it up your -rs- coz i
don’t wanna spend my whole day looking at computers!
jobs are for losers and i don’t wanna look like a dufus
so you can take that job and shove it up your -rs- coz i
don’t wanna spend my whole day looking at computers!
[verse 2: shari]
drinking every night, how do you define accomplishment?
they tell me that i’m crazy but i take that as a compliment
i bullsh-t like a boss, i ain’t shady like lipgloss!
i sleep twenty plus hours and i always talk the flowers
they say be like rhianna, baby work work work
but i’d rather be like nicki so i twerk twerk twerk
call me what you wish i’m just having a d-mn good time
maybe your just jealous coz your out chasing the dime
i’d likely find a unicorn before i get a job
maybe move to italy and somehow join the mob
ya’ll be constant chasing goal but i go and find the pot
smoke one with a leprechaun coz he like what i got
so many things to do where does work fit into this?
i don’t want the stress, i’m out here searching for the bliss
eat drink and be merry no time to take a p-ss
when they say ‘get a job’ i say mate you take the p-ss
[chorus: rietti]
jobs are for losers and i don’t wanna look like a dufus
so you can take that job and shove it up your -rs- coz i
don’t wanna spend my whole day looking at computers!
jobs are for losers and i don’t wanna look like a dufus
so you can take that job and shove it up your -rs- coz i
don’t wanna spend my whole day looking at computers!
[verse 3: rietti]
and i never take a loss
because, i’m a boss
you can either pay your jews
or get nailed against a cross
moses? seperate the sea
this is the exodus of my j.o.b
judge my books i foresee i’ll make a big prophet
i’m already knighted king, why work? i’m sick of it
if you cuss to my service you get no customer service
and just for this purpose kiss my b-tt, epidermis
me on your team? nah, it sucks if there’s surplus
ya’ll need to bounce i’m too hot i’m a furnace
so what i’m at work late? quit the complaints man
you wish you could take holiday hence all the spraytans
guess thats where you spend all the bucks that you’re balling in
we ain’t looking eye-to-eye so just keep on rolling ‘em
[chorus: rietti]
jobs are for losers and i don’t wanna look like a dufus
so you can take that job and shove it up your -rs- coz i
don’t wanna spend my whole day looking at computers!
jobs are for losers and i don’t wanna look like a dufus
so you can take that job and shove it up your -rs- coz i
don’t wanna spend my whole day looking at computers!
[outro]
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