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robin hall & jimmy macgregor – football crazy lyrics

[verse 1]
oh, you’ll all know my wee brother
and his name is jock mcgraw
and he’s lately joined a football club
for he’s mad aboot football
and he’s got two black eyes already
and t++th knocked frae ‘is gob
since oor jock became a member o’
that terrible football club

[chorus]
oh, he’s football crazy!
he’s football mad!
and the football, it has robbed him o’
the wee bit o’ sense he had
and it would tak a dozen sk!llies
his claes to wash and scrub
since our jock became a member o’
that terrible football club

[verse 2]
oh, the first match he took part in
i was there me+sеl’, and saw
he had two half bricks for the goal posts
and a tin can for the ball
and thе provost o’ glasgow, he was there
with lords and ladies fair…
and oor jock ran out and kicked the football
two miles in the air!
in the middle o’ the field at hampden park
the captain says “mcgraw!
would ye kindly take this penalty kick
or we’ll never win at all!”
so he took fifty paces backwards
shot off for the mark
and the ball went sailing o’er the stand
and it landed in new york

[chorus]
oh, he’s football crazy!
he’s football mad!
and the football, it has robbed him o’
the wee bit o’ sense he had
and it would tak a dozen sk!llies
his claes to wash and scrub
since oor jock became a member o’
that terrible football club

[verse 3]
oh, his wife she says she’ll leave him
if he disnae keep
away from football kickin’
at nighttime, in his sleep
for he calls her charlie tully
and other names so droll
last night he kicked her out of the bed
and shouted “it’s a goal!”
[chorus]
oh, he’s football crazy!
he’s football mad!
and the football, it has robbed him o’
the wee bit o’ sense he had
and it would take a dozen sk!llies
his claes to wash and scrub
since our jock became a member o’
that terrible football club

- robin hall jimmy macgregor lyrics

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