rodney carrington – deer hunting – snake hunting lyrics
deer hunting’s real popular where i live. y’all deer around here. a lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to k!ll a deer with here. gun,car, gun. you people do sh-t different in charllote. see, ya sit out in a big old camouflauge buick going there he is. start it up real slow. a guy the other night hollered out a stick, you know you gotta be a bad son of a b-tch to k!ll a deer with a stick. he said i was out in the bushes, i left my d-mn gun in the truck, a deer snuck up on me, i grabbed a stick and i beat the sh-t out of him. i had to ride that f-cker for a mile, i k!lled his -ss though, i ripped one of his h-rns off and stabbed him with that son of a b-tch. got a friend who hunts where i live, he’s one of them guys that has them vietnam flashbacks, he ain’t never been in vietnam. f-cker is crazy, if you go hunting with him you walk into the woods, get down i smell him! what the h-ll do you smell? i smell deer, get down. you smell deer sh-t, you’re laying in it. he looked at me and said if we don’t k!ll a deer lets go snake hunting. f-ck that! i don’t even like seeing them by accident, i don’t want to go look for the d-mn thing. you ever hear somebody say you see a snake off in the woods be still, he’ll bite your -ss if you move. anybody ever just stood there when you seen a snake. told him there are two movements, a ball movement and a physical movement. sh-t and run. catch mate! he k!lled a snake and he’s cutting it up in little pieces and i go, now what the h-ll are you doing now? he goes we gonna eat. no, we ain’t
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