rucka rucka ali – i love michelle lyrics
(verse 1)
i don’t do a whole lot
i like to sit back and smoke pot
do i like being president
no
it counts as having a job
now i can’t get welfare
how the h-ll did i get myself here
just a couple more years
until my unemployment check clears
yeah!
(chorus)
(and i love mich-lle)
i came from the ghetto
i guess i’m acting white
(i love mich-lle)
but i could bomb anyone i want
at any time
(i love mich-lle)
you know i’m kinda fed up
i miss my life of crime
(i love mi-ch-lle)
but i guess i don’t mind
i get high with biden
(verse 2)
you know what’s crazy
i never thought i would meet my kids
let alone raise them
congress must get my child support checks
i’m not the one that pays them
i could steal a car
drive it as fast as i want
take up two parking sp-ces when i park
and i still won’t go behind bars
i’m the president
i could p–p on the oval desk
and set a new precedent
and put the turd that i layed for sale on ebay
and get the new beats by dre
(chorus)
(verse 3)
i got a drone in the sky
and a gun in the street
and a blunt in my mouth
and i’m at kfc
and i dont give a f-ck about the whole middle east
i just want hot sauce with whatever i eat
yeah
these crazy -ss arabs
raging in them sandy nations
please don’t test my patience
or else prepare for invasion
i want middle east peace
we can all shake hands
and plant some trees
or i can bomb everyone with a smile
and we can close that file
(chorus)
(bridge)
smoke some good trees
bomb some countries
i’m brown and a swede
i was born in zimbabwe
fi fa fo fum
eat my scr-t-m
i got a gun
give me your funyuns
(chorus)
(skit)
barack:i went to war last night
i was in a fight with mich-lle and she was like
mich-lle:boy, you a weak -ss wimpy vegan
lucky if you bomb any countries on weekends
barack:who me
yeah you weak
only missle you aim is when you take a leak
barack:but i bombed afghanistan last week
mich-lle:yeah, you and every muslim sheik
you know what
you’re just too nice
we’d be safer with president ray rice
barack:mich-lle, i’m getting upset
mich-lle:what you gonna do
condemn me at the un
you never get rough
you’re not able
barack:but the option is always on the table
mich-lle:nyuka, impress a girl
barack:f-ck it
goodbye world
i love mich-lle
(verse 4)
i must have died
and gone to h-ll
cuz everyone here’s white
i’d like to call my lawyer
of just order chicken wings
and sprite
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