sammy j & randy – the book lyrics
[sammy j, spoken]
it is time, ladies and gentlemen, for us to introduce you to the book
[randy, spoken]
the book!
[sammy j, spoken]
the book!
[randy, spoken]
the book!
[sammy j, spoken]
the book!
[randy, spoken]
the book!
[sammy j, spoken]
this is sir alastair derrington+scott’s encyclopedia of comedic principles
[both, spoken]
oooh!
[randy, spoken]
this book is the bible!
[sammy j, spoken]
not technically but it’s
[randy, spoken]
no it’s not, really
this book is the qur’an!
[sammy j, spoken]
that’s murky territory
[randy, spoken]
that’s+ that could get us into some sh+t, couldn’t it?
this is a book!
[sammy j, spoken]
it’s a book!
we can all agree on that!
[randy, spoken]
you’re in safe hands tonight, my friends
[sammy j, spoken]
for in constructing tonight’s performance, randy and i have followed the advice of sir alastair derrington+scott to the letter
[randy, spoken]
to the number
[sammy j, spoken]
to the batmobile
[randy, spoken]
not yet, robin!
for we have a show to do
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