samson [us] – maybe i’m just socially awkward lyrics
[verse]
how come small talk always comes from the loud ones?
always barking and running their mouths, i’m
‘bout to blow up any minute if you don’t shut up and go about your business
always yapping about some’
sh+t i really don’t care about
why do you have to share and announce every thing on your mind?
i think you’d be fine if you didn’t but here you are, airing it out
like when i’m at the grocery store and the cashier’s tryna get to know me more
just ask how i am and i’ll say that i’m fine, we don’t need a whole godd+mn storyboard
it’s:
“hey”
and “hi”
and “how are you?”
“i’m fine. lemme pay and i’ll be moving down the line. and you won’t have to see mе again until next weekend when i comе in to buy some more booze ‘cause i’m dry.”
f+ck you and your bubbly attitude
why the h+ll you bugging me like we were buddies i’m mad at you?
i just want to get my sh+t and go
and get back to my crib
and eat dinner
so will you shut up and bag my food?
at the dollar general i’m tryna buy a bottle of benadryl and this motherf+cker’s questioning me
ring up the sh+t that i’m trying to purchase for pete’s sake, dawg, stop pestering me
i just wanna buy socks and milk
this assh0l+’s tryna play dr. phil
like, “what do you like?”
and “where are you from?”
and “what’s your age?”
and “who’s your mom?”
and “how’s she feel?”
what the f+ck do you care for?
i’m just tryna buy something to wear, dork
but i’m being more interrogated than i would if i got caught with a bomb at an airport
will you
please shut the f+ck up?
when you catch me in public
if you see me buying bread up in public just leave me alone ‘cause i’m dreading the subjects you wanna bring up to me
i’m just shopping b+tch stop interrupting me
if i wanted help tryna find an item on the shelf don’t you think i would’ve f+cking asked for some company?
can’t stand when i see a neighbor
all i’m thinking is, “see ya later,”
talk to you? i’d rather rub my f+cking d+ck on a cheese grater
we can do this at home a mile away
not here in aisle eight
i highly doubt that anything has changed
i saw you this morning at 9 today
[outro]
camera man – okay, i think we get what you’re tryna say
sam – good, alright
camera man – f+cking buzzk!ll
sam – you know what? f+ck you, pr+ck
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