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saturday night live – i broke my arm lyrics

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(verse 1)
[girl]
hey everybody, did you hear the news?
i broke my arm

[kids]
she broke her arm

[girl]
if you really wanna know how i broke my arm
i slipped and fell in some sticky grape jelly

[kids]
ew!

[girl]
every single year there’s a girl who breaks her arm
and this year, i’m that girl

(chorus)
now sign my cast!
sign my cast!
sign my cast
now sign my cast!

[kids]
sign her cast!
sign her cast!
sign her cast!
now sign her cast!

(spoken interlude)
[girl]
ooh! oh, i fell in the jelly! ow! guys, i fell. i fell in the jelly

(verse 2)
[girl]
hey everybody, did you hear the news?
i broke both arms

[kids]
she broke both arms

[girl]
i slipped again in that pesky grape jelly

[kids}
ew!

[girl]
all the cool guys think i’m super s-xy

(chorus)
so sign my cast!
sign my cast!
sign my

(spoken interlude)
i did it again!

(verse 3)
hey everybody, i broke my leg
and both my arms

[kids}
she broke her leg

(spoken interlude)
ooh, i broke my other leg! wait, i think i can get up. oh! oh god! ow! ow! ah!

(verse 4)
{girl’s speech software]
hey everybody, i broke my body!
nevertheless, i look super s-xy

[kids]
nevertheless, she looks super s-xy

[girl’s speech software]
so sign my keyboard
sign my keyboard
sign my keyboard
sign my keyboard
sign my keyboard

[grape jelly]
i’m the grape jelly, and it’s plain to see
i was standing still, then she slipped in me
so don’t try to sue ’cause it’s all baloney
ex-wife asked me for the alimony
the kid ain’t mine, i was wearin’ a jim pack
lyin’ b-tch tryna take me for my stacks
’cause my grape jelly be wildin’ out
my gunshots gonna be flyin’ out

[girl’s speech software]
b-b-b-tches ain’t

[grape jelly]
grape jelly ya’ll get off my —-

- saturday night live lyrics

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