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scary eire – twisted lyrics

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i got drunk with uncle terry
drank cheap wine and c-ke and sherry
we got p-ssed outside kilkenny
left the bar without a penny

and i got drunk with cousin peter
we drank lager by the litre
never stopped to take a breather
woke up sometime in round the easter

i got drunk with uncle arthur
bottle of whiskey for a starter
he sang songs about the martyrs
then he sh-gged some fat ban garda

i got drunk with uncle jock
he likes to get drunk round the clock
he drank the sweat from an old dirty sock
i gave meself a old surf no sign of g-y bob

chorus
(woooargh!!!)
i wanna get twisted!
and the whisky gets me nifty

i got drunk in county cavan
with tanker man a called gavin
he said “what yer kidneys havin'”
then we knocked back 90 noggins

i got drunk with cousin bryan-o
we mingled with the winos
should’ve heard us h-t the high notes
then we sang alive, alive-o

i got drunk with uncle davey
he drank rum like it was gravy
staggered out with some girl sadie
and i haven’t seen him lately

i got drunk with cousin sheamus
he was drinking himself famous
started going through the changes
now he can’t tell what his name is…

chorus
(woooargh!!!)
i wanna get twisted!
and the whisky gets me nifty

- scary eire lyrics

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