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schmoyoho – old town road 2021 lyrics

[refrain]
i’m gonna take my horse to the old town road (kio, kio)
i’m gonna ride ’til i can’t no more (let me be clear)

[verse 1: barack obama]
you know you can’t stop this
sheriff named barack, i get
all my posse caucused
blaze up the oval office
shouts out lil nas
for havin’ me on
i’ll leave you with three words:
hope, change, and yeehaw

[chorus]
can’t n-body tell me nothin’ (not at all)
can’t tell me nothin’

[verse 2: willie nelson]
down here in helotes
me and all my homies
stop our ropin’ and ridin’
right at four and 20
out here plantin’ trees
big old leafy greens
red headed stranger
runs a redneck pharmacy

[verse 3: katy perry]
i kissed a cow and i liked it
sorry, i don’t know how to sing quiet
but i’m a cowgirl now
so i guess i’m frenching cows
kobe beef is what i need
got a bovine teenage dream

[verse 4: steve harwell]
somebody once told me
that old town road would roll me
you think that i’m a joke
but all these plays ain’t funny money
wipe the dust out my hair
and my flavor saver
did ’shrek’ 1 and 2
i don’t care about the haters

[verse 5: dolly parton]
when i was a little girl
daddy plowed behind a horse
twenty five number ones
now i own all of pigeon forge

[verse 6: daddy yankee]
hacemos como en vieques
montando al garete (viejo)
a cuero, sin asiento que el establo queda lejos (vaballo)
y los gringos, siempre tan correctos
estoy a otro nivel, mami, así que dime daddy

[verse 7: pope]
100 gallon hat ([?])
yeah, the pope see got that
diamonds on the holy grail
buried underneath the vatican

[verse 8: jerry seinfeld]
you know i could go verses
on what’s the deal with horses
got reruns on my reruns
‘fore you even crackin’ corn
upper west side i remain
master of my own domain
get along little dogies
‘bee movie’ bought me all these chains

[verse 9: robert de niro]
got double holsters
for double oscars
italian label chaps
this cowboy’s the godfather

[verse 10: cardi b]
ain’t my first rodeo, grab money with a l-sso
chaps on my -ss but my p-ssy on a pole
old town road, ice on spurs
bl–dy boots, happy trails okurrr

[verse 11: rick astley]
you’re callin’ me a troll
i’m out to steal your gold
hidin’ in a mountain p-ss
ambush with a rick roll
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around
unless you’re an alien

[verse 12: zimzam]
landed back in ’46
way out in the sticks
did a stretch down in nevada
now my gun’s back on my hip
ufo out in the sand
laser l-sso in my hand
roundin’ up a couple steer
so that i can probe their glands

[bridge: oprah winfry]
you get a road
you get a road
you get a road
everybody gets a road

[chorus: shakira]
can’t n-body tell me nothin’ (le lo lo le lo le)
no me digas nothing (waka waka)
my hips don’t lie about nothing (my hips, my hips)
you can’t tell my hips nothin’

[chorus: all & oprah winfry]
yeah, i’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
i’m gonna ride ’til i can’t no more (you get a verse)
i’m gonna take my horse to the old town road (you get a verse, you get a verse)
i’m gonna ride ’til i can’t no more (everybody gets a verse)
yeah, i’m gonna take my horse to the old town road (can you hear me?)
i’m gonna ride ’til i can’t no more (say what?)
i’m gonna take my horse to the old town road (that sound gucci)
i’m gonna ride ’til i can’t no more ([?] aliens)

[outro]
and what’s the deal with crop circles?

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