seanan mcguire – my summer vacation lyrics
we’ve got a werewolf going off like a badly timed alarm clock;
i think it’s ringing armageddon, so we’d better hit the snooze
i’ve got a lot of things on my mind, i’ve got my own neurosis
and i think i may be more scared we’ll win than i am worried we’ll lose
you know, i didn’t volunteer to be a rawhide chew for goodness;
i was happy with my books and my papers and my state of grace
but when destiny calls collect, you can’t refuse the charges
and now the best part of the evil on earth is out to eat my face
this is not how i wanted to spend my summer vacation
this is not what i wanted to do for the rest of my days
fighting evil and saving the world may be an honest vocation
but it isn’t the sort of a talent a sane girl displays!
now it’s madness on a monday, every tuesday’s total terror;
merely whispering ‘it’s wednesday’ really makes me want to cry
by the time we tackle thursday, i just want it to be over
but the forecast calls for friday — better kiss your -ss goodbye
if we can make it through the weekend, there’s a chance that we’ll survive this
and if you really think i mean that, then i’ve got a bridge to sell
we’re like a sh-tty star trek spin-off setting sail for cancellation
and i wish that we were going to prom, but no, we’re going to h-ll
this is not how i wanted to spend my summer vacation…
i used to think my life was hard when they made me clean my room
now i’m longing for that life of leisure as i have to save the world from certain doom — again
it’s like the whole planet’s a really dumb puppy that’s h-ll-bent on suicide
and n0body knows how to get the thing neutered, or make it stop barking, or keep it inside…
you’d better find another girlfriend if you want a lasting lifespan
i think my life’s a roach motel that’s being run by norman bates
you’ve got a problem when you’re thinking the transvest-te psycho k!llers
might just rank higher on the sanity scale than roughly half of the fates
so this is life — they never told me it was going to be easy
but that doesn’t mean i have to be a prison b-tch for destiny
i’ve got a message for the powers that be — ‘hate you, the farm, and kansas
i’ve got a crossbow and i’m taking the dog. i hope you suffer. love, me.’
this is not how i wanted to spend my summer vacation
when i chose my career, this is not what i wanted to be
please enjoy your blood and entrails and eternal uphill battle
i’ve got a crossbow and i’m taking the dog. i hope you suffer. love, me
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