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sergeant greasemixer – i have sex lyrics

s+x with your mommy
s+x with the dog
wet like tsunami
s+x with a frog
s+x while i’m doing 20 ounces of crack
high off my ass having s+x in the back
of a maserati sports car, suckin’ on deez
nuts in the alley of a chuck e cheese
down on that b+tch and she’s calling me “dad”
called my d+ck small, now her dad is sad

i have so much s+x
my body count explodes
i don’t need no big d+ck
i have my trusty chode

i never use a condom ’cause it numbs down the feeling
raw slim jim, leave that black b+tch squeeling
d+ck so good, got that b+tch leg shaking
her strap on, my ass, leave my b+tthole aching
like the pokebert
make them pokeb+tches squirt
she insisted i pull out, so i nutted on her skirt
we can take it to the porch if she’s feelin’ outdoorsy
put a saddle on that b+tch, screamin’ “giddyup horsie”
i’mma whip her like the blacks back in 1884
she wants treated like a queen, but she’s nothing but a wh0re
girl just tried to give me lip, so i smacked her in the face
you’re a stupid f+ckin’ woman, you should know your f+ckin’ place
in the kitchen makin’ lunch
no tomato, extra pickle
then i throw that b+tch away ’cause a b+tch ain’t worth a nickle
next thing she knows, i’m movin’ on to the next
and i hope i don’t have to remind you
i have so much f+ckin’ s+x

drink a tall glass of p+ssy juice every f+ckin’ day
just to emphasize the message that i’m just not f+ckin’ g+y
i was dominating puppies back when you were only two
please don’t call the fbi, nothing in this song is true

i have so much s+x
my body count explodes
i don’t need no big d+ck
i have my trusty chode
i have so much s+x
this means that i am cool
go down on her assh0l+
virgin? more like a fool

did you know in my state, silence is consent?

- sergeant greasemixer lyrics

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