sir tontonolus macouten – the carpet shit song lyrics
(verse 1)
i like carpets (yeah)
i like sh-tting (uh)
might as well combine the two (oh yeah)
and i’m not kidding (yah yah)
(chorus)
on the carpet, (ooooh)
where you put your feet, (hear that?)
i’m gonna take a sh-t (what)
gonna take a leak (oh baby)
(verse 2)
when i see a carpet
i run in haste
to lay upon it
human waste
and when i’m finished
gonna take a taste
my string of crimes
cannot be traced
(freestyle)
your carpet, my toilet
this lifestyle, enjoy it
no t.p., no problem
i look just like gollum
(chorus)
toilet sh-t
toilet sh-t
here comes doomie dropping hits
toilet sh-t
toilet sh-t
and after that a big fat sh-t
(chorus)
on the carpet, (ooooh)
where you put your feet, (hear that?)
i’m gonna take a sh-t (what)
gonna take a leak (oh baby)
(verse 3)
f-ck my parents, f-ck this life
f-ck the popo, f-ck your wife
they may have taken my kindle fire
but the pile of sh-t, just gets higher
(peace out, fellow carpet sh-tters)
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