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sleaford mods – urine mate (welcome to the club) lyrics

“people places parties j
you already got me started mate
bout the c+nts in the arm+label coats
looking at me like they want to slit me f+cking throat
anyway, you ain’t got a clue
stopped wearing that in ’92
making me on edge, will ya wedge?
here c+cks, don’t call me gobby
to you, it’s just a hobby
to use your fists
anyway, i’m enjoying me ?
your life ain’t worth living, you f+cking pr+ck
so leave me alone and get on with it
people places parties, in a bit
(belch)
now cause i look a bit different to you
handle it, and go back to your crew
?
one on one, c+nt, handle it”

spectre!

i seen roxy rob puttin his bin out
at nine o’clock this morning
and all the people from mapperly park
point and laugh cause he’s p+ssed
and stinks of urine
urine mate! welcome to the club!
get the private dancer with the
i ain’t successful either
f+ck it!
let’s roll around in pig sh+t!
hang around down coral
watch the pimps kick seven barrels of sh+t
out of the women
“what have i done to you?”
“shut your mouth and stand where i f+cking tell you to!”
?
?
the stench of el doctor
he dangles his victims from the legs
of his helicopter
f+cking idiot
do ya think riding around on a bmx
is going to make me feel intimidated?
smash yr face, c+nt, back into next week
along with the three snakes around your
babylon feet

urine mate, welcome to the club!
urine mate, welcome to the club!
urine mate, welcome to the club!
you get the private dancer from the ready ?
the only phone on the road is chlamydia ridden
phlegm stank where the f+ckers sell
processed peas as weed
it’s cold when i look out my window
another local pub burned down
to the ground
i hate those f+cking motown nights anyway
its jive bunny meets lucy f+cking pinder!
oh nice
i’ve got a hoopla and i’m gonna
f+cking swing it at you

let’s aim bombs at the licensee
let’s aim bombs at the licensee

rip one up to the toilet seat
with the lethal weapon on the ?
?
?

urine mate, welcome to the club
urine mate, welcome to the club
urine mate, welcome to the club
urine mate, welcome to the club

you get the private dancer from the ready ?

- sleaford mods lyrics

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