south park – full version: uncle fucker lyrics
lemme have some candy cartman
oh, lets see
uh, nope looks like i don’t have any jewish candy
yeah like you need all that chocalate fat boy
bo bo buh buh
shh, the movies starting (horray!)
say terrance what did the spanish preist say to the iranian gynecologist
i don’t know phillip what?
(farting noise)
(laughing)
how do they come up with this stuff?
you’re such a pig f-cker phillip!
[ (gasp) what did he say ]
now terrance, why would you call me a pig f-cker
umm, lets see.
well first of all: you f-ck pigs!
……..oh, yeah
(laughing)
well f-ck my -ss and call me a b-tch
(laughing)
oh! you sh-t faced c-ck master
(wow! sh-t faced c-ck master)
listen you donkey raping sh-t eater!
(donkey raping sh-t eater..)
(p–py baby shid eader)
you’d f-ck your uncle!
you’d f-ck your uncle!!
shut your f-cking face uncle f-cker
youre a c-ck sucking -ss licking uncle f-cker
your an uncle f-cker yes it’s true.
no body f-cks uncles quite like you
shut your f-cking f-cking face uncle f-cker
you’re the one who f-cks your uncle uncle f-cker
you don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn
you just f-ck your uncle all day long!!!
(farting noises in beat and rythm)
(laughing)
( what’s going on here )
(more farting)
what garbage
well, what do you expect they’re canadians
shut your f-cking face uncle f-cker
your a b-n-r biting b-st-rd uncle f-cker
your an uncle f-cker i must say!
you f-cked your uncle yesterday!
uncle f-cker that’s
u-n-c-l-e f-ck you!
uncle f-cker!!!!!!!!!
suck my b-lls!
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