spitting image – my god is bigger than your god lyrics
[reverend billy graham]
my god is my special friend
he’ll guide me to my journey’s end
he’s in my every thought
my god really packs them in at earl’s court, ’cos:
[congregation]
our god is bigger than your god!
our god is just in a different class!
our god’s bigger than your god!
our god would whoop your god’s ass!
[archbishop robert runcie]
my god runs the entire globe, insists i wear this silly robe!
[pope john paul ii]
my god says never take the pill!
[ira terrorist]
my god says that it’s fine to k!ll…
[reverend ian paisley]
oh, oh, oh!
our god’s bigger than your god!
and i think our god is usually right!
[reverend jesse jackson]
my god says love thy neighbour!
[p. w. botha]
as long as thy neighbour is white!
get down!
[catholics]
our god’s a roman catholic god
that’s why we’ve got a polish pope
[rastafarians]
our god don’t do much at all
he’s too busy smokin’ dope
[jews]
our god makes us cut our foreskins
pork we mustn’t cook
[muslims]
our god says to be merciful
but you’re dead if you wrote this book!
[chief constable james anderton]
and now, the reverend jim bakker will lead us in prayer!
[reverend jim bakker]
lord! can you hear me lord? are you there lord?
give me a sign lord if you’re looking down on this poor sinner!
okay, he ain’t there! get your panties off!
[mary whitehouse]
my god says that love is sacred, so you mustn’t go on telly naked! oh!
[neil kinnock]
i’m not sure, does my god exist?
[mikhail gorbachev]
if he does, i bet he’s an atheist!
[neil kinnock]
oh! b+gg+r me!
[thatcher’s cabinet]
our god’s bigger than your god!
[hindus]
no no, we refuse to believe that’s true!
mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm!
our god says the cow is holy!
[thatcher’s cabinet]
well, our cow is holy too!
[margaret thatcher]
mmm+hmm!
[reverend billy graham]
last time!
[congregation]
our god’s bigger than your god!
our god is gonna send you to h+ll!
our god’s bigger than your god!
our god thinks your god’s all smell!
[ensemble]
our god’s bigger than your god
nicer than your god, wahoooo!
our god’s brighter than your god!
exciting+er than your god, wahoooo!
our god’s fresher than your god
cleaner than your god, wahoooo!
our god’s clapper than your god
more groovy than your god, wahoooo!
our god’s sweeter than your god
s+xier than your god, wahoooo!
our god’s tougher than your god
more superior than your god, wahoooo!
[god]
oh shut up for god’s sake!
sorry, i haven’t been very well…
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